Just a person making their way through life.
You can call me Wil.
I currently reside in San Antonio, Texas.
Feel free to talk to me.
Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?
Reblog every time
I love this so much
I’m not even in this fandom
I made a tumblr to reblog this gif. Life complete.
ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE
And the award for best cosplay ever goes to
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH :D
One of the best moments of my childhood.
ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS
I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good
I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.
yesss this was such a good book and film
And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning
“Harry Potter is symmetrical.”
Not just symmetrical - this is ring composition, favoured by Homer and other good writers. The 4th book is at the centre of the ring.
JK Rowling knows her beans.
Reblogging because I like that phrase a lot.
i love everything about this post
I love how dementors are synonymous to Umbridge. I agree with this completely.
This… is really amazing. I-… wow.
The technical term for this is a chiasm. Props to JK for using a great old storytelling technique.
FUDGE PLACES DEMENTORS AT HOGWARTS
FUDGE PLACES UMBRIDGE AT HOGWARTS
Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
This really says a LOT
simpsons is so next level
I took my girls shopping for some summer clothes Saturday. T-shirts, jeans, shorts. They both love Marvel and superheroes and transformers and Hogwarts and stuff like that. Not so much pink and pretty stuff. They’ve both grown so much that this was the first time we were shopping in the grown up women’s section. Boring selections when it comes to t-shirts. Flowers and zebras and butterflies.
But what was making it near impossible was that all the t-shirts, the few they kinda-sorta liked, had either low/wide cut necklines or were extremely tailored for nipped in waists with little cap sleeves and short hemlines. Showing way too much skin for their ages as far as we all were concerned. So we headed over to the men’s section. A whole WALL full of properly cut tees with great designs on them!
They ran over and started hunting up things they liked. Two women were stocking shelves.
"You know these are MEN’S shirts."
"The girl’s section is over there."
"There’s not gonna be any Princesses over here, darlin’."
"These shirts are for the boys."
"This isn’t going to fit you right, honey."
I ignored the first time one of them said anything. Just told the girls what sizes they needed to look for and that they could each pick five shirts. But the women kept interrupting me. I tried to stay polite. “Yes, I know this is the men’s department.” But they kept making comments.
Finally I was getting mad. I told them we didn’t need any help. My girls were allowed to wear whatever they liked and they didn’t like the shirt designs in the women’s section and I didn’t like how low the necklines were.
Instead of just noticing that I was getting fed up with their “help”, they started arguing with me! One of them told my oldest, who is conventionally cute and skinny and starting to fill out (but still only 12), that “Oh that’s just because he’s your daddy. He doesn’t understand that a girl wants to show off for the boys!”
That was the last straw. I’m afraid I totally lost my temper. I told them (amongst a few other choice words) that they’d better walk away and come back to finish restocking the shelves once we’d left the area or I’d get the manager.
I try hard not to be rude to sales people and people in the service industry. That’s a difficult and thankless job. But for fuck’s sake! The first few comments were bad enough, but trying to undermine my moral authority with my kids? All in the name of gender and sexuality policing. They couldn’t get past the idea that my girls might prefer t-shirts that had “boy” designs on them and that didn’t hyper-sexualize them. The idea was abhorrent to them and they had to interfere and then KEEP interfering.
Once our sales “help” was gone, the girls found a bunch of shirts. Captain America, Minecraft, Doctor Who, Batman, Avengers. All the stuff they’re into. I mean, they also like MLP and Littlest Pet Shop and soft fluffy stuffed animals and Monster High dolls. We hit the toy section too for some of that stuff cos they brought their saved-up allowances with them.
At least we didn’t get any “help” in the shoe section. They’d’ve had a cow again cos while the youngest found a cute pair of pink and purple sneakers, I ‘let’ the oldest go to the men’s section and find a cool pair of dark blue and grey ones. (and omg their feet are huge! youngest wears a women’s size 9.5 and oldest wars a men’s 8. FFS, I wear a men’s 8.5. Their feet are almost as big as mine! How’d that happen?)
I hate this gender policing shit and won’t put up with it at all. I always feel for kids whose parents enforce this shit. I see it at stores when a girl or boy strays outside the lines, too often the parents are the one who pull them back into their place and it makes me sad.
Like, their friends who are boys, when they’re over at our house, they sit there and play with the girl toys as much as the boy toys. One of the boys loves playing LPS with my youngest, making up stories and stuff. The first time I walked out into the playroom and saw, he got so nervous and tried to say that he was just doing it to be nice to her. I told him that it was fine. He could play with whatever he wanted to and I wouldn’t tell anyone. Word got around to the other boys I guess cos now they all play whatever and don’t stop if I “catch” them.
I get shit from my mom about it too. I’m trying to make them into little boys. I shouldn’t have bought them trucks and toy swords when they were little. The oldest needs to learn to start wearing dresses now not just blue jeans. Why did I ‘let’ her get her hair cut short? I need to put the youngest on a diet and make her wear training bras. Why do I let them play with boys? etc etc etc.
I just find it so hard to believe that it’s the 21st century and people are still getting their knickers in a twist over this kind of thing.
^^^^ This man deserves a dad of the year award. ^^^^
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What the shit
people really need to stop self diagnosing themselves as these things because they probably dont have them. go to a doctor first
self diagnosed PTSD
what in the shit
What in the actual fuck is going on on this website lately
LISTEN UP FUCKERS HERE’S A BUTT LOAD OF THINGS TO WATCH WHEN YOU ARE SICK
cold: get tissues, drink lots of water, get some cough lollies, oranges help too, get hot drinks, take a warm shower and have lots of rest :3
vomit sick: gross.. jk jk, try not to eat foods that make you feel sick, keep a bucket by you and drink water :)) also try some medicine :))
google it if you feel a different type of sick bc im not a doctor .-.
FUCKING SICK AS MARVEL MOVIES
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Thor: The Dark World
Captain America: The First Avenger
The Incredible Hulk
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men: First Class
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Punisher: War Zone
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
FUGGIN BAT DUDE
KICK ASS DISNEY MOVIES
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
The Reluctant Dragon
Victory Through Air Power
The Three Caballeros
Make Mine Music
Song of the South
Fun and Fancy Free
The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Alice in Wonderland
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Lady and the Tramp
Darby O’Gill and the Little People
Swiss Family Robinson
The Sword in the Stone
That Darn Cat
The Jungle Book
The Love Bug
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
The Million Dollar Duck
Herbie Rides Again
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Fox and the Hound
A Disney Christmas Gift
The Black Cauldron
The Great Mouse Detective
Oliver & Company
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The Little Mermaid
Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp
The Rescuers Down Under
Beauty and the Beast
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Aladdin -The Return of Jafar
The Lion King
A Goofy Movie
Aladdin and the King of Thieves
James and the Giant Peach
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas
Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure
A Bug’s Life
Belle’s Magical World
Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World
The Lion King 2 - Simba’s Pride
Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas
Toy Story 2
Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of Giving
An Extremely Goofy Movie
Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins
The Emperor’s New Groove
The Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea
The Tigger Movie
Atlantis The Lost Empire
Lady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure
Mickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse
Cinderella II - Dreams Come True
Lilo And Stitch
Mickey’s House of Mouse - The Villains
Return to Never Land
Tarzan & Jane
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
Winnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year
101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure
Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return
Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time
Piglet’s Big Movie
Stitch! The Movie
The Jungle Book 2
Home On The Range
Kim Possible - The Villain Files
Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers
Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas
The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna Matata
Winnie the Pooh - Springtime With Roo
Disney’s Christmas Favourites
Kim Possible - So The Drama
Kronk’s New Groove
Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie
Brother Bear 2
Leroy & Stitch
The Fox and the Hound 2
Cinderella III - A Twist in Time
Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams
Meet The Robinsons
The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning
Tinkerbell and the lost treasure
Princess and the Frog
Tinker bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Toy Story 3
Phineas and Ferb: across the 2nd dimension
Winnie the Pooh
Mars needs moms
Tinkerbell Secret of the wings
SOME SICK AS PIXAR MOVIES
PIRATES OF THE FRICKING CARIBBEAN
FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two
LORD OF THE RINGSSSS
THE HOBBIT HELL YEA
THE FUGGIN’ HUNGER GAMES
POKEMON IS COOL TOO
Mewtwo Strikes Back
The Power of One - Lugia
Spell of the Unknown - Entei
Voice of the Forest - Celebi
Heroes - Latios and Latias
Wishmaker - Jirachi
Destiny - Deoxys
Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
Ranger and the Temple of the Sea
Rise of Darkrai
Giratina and the Sky Warrior
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Zoroark Master of Illusions
Black - Victini and Reshiram
White - Victini and Zekrom
Kyurem vs. The Sword of Justice
Genesect and the Legend Awakened
SOME FUNNY MOVIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CRAP
21 jump street
the hot chick
just go with it
the parent trap
she’s the man
without a paddle
Without A Paddle
Friends With Benefits
Alice In Wonderland (Remake)
This Is The End
It’s Kind Of A Funny Story
The Breakfast Club
TIM BURTON (bc he’s almost as sick as you lmao)
LEONARDO DICAPRIO MOVIES
Critters 3 (1991)
This Boy’s Life (1993)
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
The Basketball Diaries (1995)
Total Eclipse (1995)
Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Marvin’s Room (1996)
The Man In The Iron Mask (1998)
The Beach (2000)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
The Aviator (2004)
The Departed (2006)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Body Of Lies (2008)
Revolutionary Road (2008)
Shutter Island (2010)
J. Edgar (2011)
Django Unchained (2012)
The Great Gatsby (2013)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
90s MOVIES BC WHY THE FRICK NOT
Lord of the Flies (1990)
Pretty Woman (1990)
My Girl (1991)
The Addams Family (1991)
Poison Ivy (1992)
Wayne’s World (1992)
The Crush (1993)
The Sandlot (1993)
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Empire Records (1995)
The Craft (1996)
Space Jam (1996)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Drive Me Crazy (1999)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
American Pie (1999)
The Virgin Suicides (1999)
She’s All That (1999)
American Beauty (1999)
Girl Interrupted (1999)
SCARY MOVIES (ooh spooky)
the grudge 2
the grudge 3
the lost boys
insidious chapter 2
one missed call
paranormal activity 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5
Don’t be Afraid of the Dark
SOME GR8 ANIME FOR YOU FUCKERS
MOTHER HECKIN’ TV SHOWS
The Big Bang Theory
The Walking Dead
Parks and Recreation
Freaks And Geeks
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Avatar: The Last Airbender
American Horror Stor
2 Broke Girls
Beavis and Butthead
Game Of Thrones
How I Met Your Mother
Ja’mie: Private School Girl
Kath and Kim
Keeping Up With The Kardashians
King Of The Hill
Malcolm In The Middle
ENJOY YOU LIL SHITS
Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
thats a bag of chocolate milk
trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.
What is a flotation tank?
500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).
The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.